Steve Ballmer RIP

Just a little sumpin' sumpin' in memory of Steve Ballmer and his visionary leadership. I just wish I had a video of him when he's super mad. I bet he breaks a lot of stuff—even here, he looks like a vein on his head might explode at any second. [Two additional Ballmer classic videos after the jump.]

Enjoy.

You're right, no one will pay $500 for a phone. Oh, wait...

Silly Google. No one wants a functional, blazing-fast laptop that can't be hacked,
for under $300. Oh, snap...

Apparently, more than 60% of the phone buying public has a computer science degree.
And (surprise, to some people, apparently), human beings actually do enjoy choice and
variety in the products they buy.

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